REALTONES

Full Tracks

Urban Hits

Legends Of Hip Hop

Reggae

Funtones

Nametones

Realtones

Voicemail

Full Tracks

X

The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Legends Of Hip Hop

Urban Hits
Legends Of Hip Hop
Reggae
Funtones

Prominent Voices and Stars

Comedy und Fun

All for kids

Excerptions and poetry

All kind of Sounds

Sound

Music

Cars

Animals

SMS arrived

Killing sounds

Horror

Loops

SMS Jingle

Soccer

Christmas

Halloween

Motorbikes

Booze

Crazy

Announces

Dialect

Science-Fiction

Winter

The Mad Frog

Yourbox-Stars

Smoking Pot

Wake-up calls

Easter

New Year´s Eve

Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Asian Cocktail

Sports

Carnival

ACTION

Stereo - FX

Mozart

Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Movie Special: Pirates

Baby Special

Spells

Stop the War!

Xtreme Soundz

Strictly Censored!

Business

Motion Pictures and TV

SMS Sounds

Content Special

Nametones

Dubstep

Krocha Power

Silvesterstimmung

Weihnachten - Christkindanruf

Weihnachten - Ho Ho Ho

Nametone Eingehend - Alarm! ... Ruft an!

Hard Rock / Heavy Metal

Rap & Chill Out

Hard Rock Punk Style

Volksmusik - Das Waldesecho

Volksmusik - Die Klingeltonbuam

Trance-Style

Tekkno-Style

EM Special

Realtones

Rock

Yourbox-Stars

Ringtonesongs

Nursery rhymes

National Anthem

Relaxing

Pop

Mozart

Crazy X-Mess

Dance

Christmas

Voicemail

Love & Lifestyle

Business

Spells

Christmas

Quickies

Holiyday

Easter & Carnival

Star Wares

Local Originals

All for Kids

Rough

Smoking Pot

Comedy & Fun

Celebs & Stars

Fans & Freaks

Nice & Useful

Cinema & TV

Poetry & Excerpts

X

Then There Was You [Liberty X]
Dirty Cash [Liberty X]
Just A Little (bonus track) [Liberty X]
Divine Intervention [Liberty X]
Being Nobody (bonus track) [Richard X & Liberty X]
Move Ya Body [Liberty X]
Shotgun [Liberty X]
It's OK [Liberty X]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 2

Ladies Night [Kool and the Gang]
Misled [Kool and the Gang]
Jungle Boogie [Kool and the Gang]
In the Heart [Kool and the Gang]
Cherish [Kool and the Gang]
Jungle in My House [Kool and the Gang]
Take My Heart (You Can Have It If You Want It) [Kool and the Gang]
Funky Stuff [Liberty X]
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The Hits Reloaded Disc 1

Straight Ahead [Kool and the Gang]
Ladies Night [Kool and the Gang]
Jones vs. Jones [Kool and the Gang]
Hollywood Swinging [Kool and the Gang]
Let's Go Dancin' (Ooh, la, la, La) [Kool and the Gang]
Joanna [Kool and the Gang]
Steppin' Out [Kool and the Gang]
Too Hot [Kool and the Gang]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Grandmaster Caz & Busy Bee Starski-GQ-Smooth Approach [10 Make It Hot]
Melle Mel & Grand Puba-Steph Lova-Kid Creole-GQ [11 Bless Da Mic]
Cee-Lo & Yin Yang Twins-Kurtis Blow [08 Playerz]
Eminem & Royce Da 5'9' [18 Bad And The Evil (New Shrooms mix)]
Eminem & Royce Da 5'9' [02 Nuttin' To Do]
Legends Of Hip Hop [01 Fifth Element (Beathoavenz remix)]
Thug Nation & Speech-Kurupt [06 G]
Reggie Reg & Doc Ice-Skeeta Ranks-Jalil-Ex [14 Shake Them Hips]
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Urban Hits

Soundtrack - Sincere Ft Timbaland-Party [Exit Wounds]
Soundtrack-Black Child Ft JaRule-State To State [Exit Wounds]
Soundtrack-TheLoxFtStylesAndSheek-BustYourGun [ExitWounds]
Soundtrack-Mack10FtCash$Millionaires-SteadyGrinding[Clip1] [ExitWounds]
Soundtrack-Playa-IncenseBurning [ExitWounds]
Soundtrack-Dave Hollister-Pump The Brakes [Romeo Must Die]
Soundtrack-Lady Luck Ft Redman-Hey Ladies [Exit Wounds]
Soundtrack-TimbalandMagoo-WeAtItAgain [RomeoMustDie]
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Legends Of Hip Hop

Big Picture [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Love Letter [Legends Of Hip Hop]
All The Ladies [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Shake Them Hips [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Make It Hot [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Bless Da Mic [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Praise My DJs [Legends Of Hip Hop]
Game Of Life [Legends Of Hip Hop]
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Reggae

Beenie Man_Chakka Dance
It Bun Me [Shaggy]
Soon Be Done (Dancehall Lick) [Shaggy]
Rastafari Crown [Anthony B]
Tek Set [Shaggy]
A-Mouse - Star, Daily News & Gleaner [Eek]
Mr Vegas_Heads High
Glamity and Gumision [Bounty Killer]
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Prominent Voices and Stars

´I never had a sexual relationship´ [Bill C.]
Stop that deficit ringing´ [´Arni]
Pope mobile
I command to pick up´ [´Arni]
A phone call for you [Mr. President]
A call for you, Mr. President
scandal!! [EXTRA!! EXTRA!! Homosex]
You Lazy Bastard´ [´Arni]
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Comedy und Fun

Wrong number
Kleine Nachtmusik in the masticator
Hach [Du Du]
´Pick up the receiver´
Answer the babyphone please!
Absolute chaos
Whistle
´Her Majesty is on the phone´
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All for kids

O my dear friend Augustin
it´s me your telephone [Hey you]
At Dawn To The Mountains
If You´re Happy And You Know It
Please pick up the phone
Swallow The Fly
Dad! DAAAD! Your mobiles ringing!
Magic
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All kind of Sounds

Waves 5
Jetplane fast
Morse signal
Drop
Waves 3
Buzz saw
Arri cine camera
16 Tactical Aircraft [F]
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Sound

Radio tuning
Vacuum cleaner
For whom the cowbell tolls...
Airport
dryer [Hair]
Volcano bubbling
Cows at the creek
Electrical storm
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Music

Beat Box-7 [Pimp Of Persia]
Supercunt (Metal)
Whistle 2
05 [Indian]
Big ´Band´ Love [Dr Love]
Alcoholic sings
02 [Circus]
Superasshole (Metal)
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Cars

Beetle Cabrio
Triumph TR 6
Targa-crashes [CRX]
Tractor Ste+r Starting
Goggomobil passing
Transport vehicle
GTI VR 6 crashes
Race car 2
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Animals

gull 1 [Sea]
Frog
Crazy Bird
Cow
Chimpanzee 2
Cock
Lounge lizard
Sea Lion
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SMS arrived

SMS arrived 09
01 [Text arrived]
You´ve got a textmessage
05 [Text arrived]
03 [Killer Text]
02 [MMS arrived]
red alert!´ [´Short message]
SMS arrived 11
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Killing sounds

03 [Catkiller]
01 [Dogkiller]
Baby cries II
03 [Dogkiller]
Baby cries I
Child Song and Baby Crying I
02 [Catkiller]
Child Song with Baby Cry II
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Horror

Gruesome Gong
Satan is Your Father (Reversed Horror)
Gates Of Hell
Die you fucker, die!
Tarantula
Disturbed Laughter
Stranglehold II [Halloween]
The last supper
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Loops

01 [News]
3 [Loop]
04 [News]
1 [Strange Loop]
01 [Dance Loop]
1 [Spring Loop]
04 [Cool]
70´s Loop
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SMS Jingle

10 [Text urgent]
02 [Melody]
02 [Text urgent]
10 [Melody]
17 [Text urgent]
01 [Melody]
14 [Text urgent]
13 [Text urgent]
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Soccer

Saudi Arabia - Sports [National Anthem]
´ POLAND !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Phonecall´s making a move down the field!
´ ECUADOR !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Italy - Sports [National Anthem]
Fingers passes to Keypad!
´ NETHERLANDS !!! ´- Sports [Fans]
Russian football reporter
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Christmas

Ho, ho, ho my ass
YO, this be Xmas in the ghetto!
Crazy XMAS Songs: Whistletree
Xmas in the Valleys
A Brand New Schoolbag [Worst Presents: 4]
Tune and Child´s Laughter [XMAS Ambience]
XMAS Ambience: Slaybells, Wind and Child´s Laughter
Silent Night
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Halloween

Happy Halloween from Mexico
Happy Halloween, mate!
Shocking Nursery Rhymes 2
Happy Halloween from Amsterdam I
GAY Ghost Uhh Scary
Queen (parody) [Happy Halloween]
Drunken Ghost vomitting
BRUTAL! Don't try this at home!
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Motorbikes

+++ 300 passing
Crashes [Ya++++ F+R 500]
1000 Start [FZR]
passes [Ri++++r (9 HP)]
+++ 620 Start
Ky+++ passing
Biker in ecstasy
400 Start [VFR]
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Crazy

Six Pack [Kim Jong Il]
Air India Flight 26 [Captain Abu Dai]
Outrunning battery 2
Cry of Joy IV [Yodel Madness]
Crazy XMAS Songs: Christmas Whistling
Alpine Jazz III [Yodel Madness]
Outrunning battery 1
S A T A N
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Announces

The man of your dreams
This is Berlin calling, Berlin calling! [Hello]
BBC News 2
Answering phone process started
Hello, this is Paris calling!
Virus alert!
Request to come to the phone!
Attention! Owner is over 40!
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Dialect

I forgot my glasses! (Devon)
Pick up fat git-2 [Scottish]
Fuck Me! It´s ringing again! (London)
Chuck it away. (Newcastle)
Farmer Palmer phone crisis! (Scotland)
Write a fucking letter! (Scotland)
Mikchailov likes sex
Crap mobile! (Welsh)
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Science-Fiction

Mars [The Planets]
Venus [The Planets]
Umbriel [The Planets]
The End Of Negotiations
Urgent message
tech signal [X]
´Come on Luke!´
tech freq searcher [X]
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Winter

Juhuhuhhui
Snowboard: Stale Fish
Snowboard: Vomiting Contest
The Fall [Extreme Alps]
Snowboard: Nuclear
Snowboarder´s Delight
Chall it does is shnow and shnow!
Scroop
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The Mad Frog

The Mad Frog is crying
The Mad Frog is riding his baby!
New Year´s Waltz [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog and it´s girlfriend
01 [The Mad Frog]
02 [The Mad Frog]
Gangbang [The Mad Frog]
The Mad Frog is f+++++g
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Yourbox-Stars

Wheels On The Bus
Good Christian Men, Rejoice
Silent Night
O Little Town Of Bethlehem
Telephone Honey! [Dr Love]
The Mulberry Bush
Hi it´s Love [Dr Love]
Jingle Bells
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Wake-up calls

Bacon [Good Morning]
Violet Morning Mood
Scarlet Red Morning Mood
Pearl Grey Morning Mood
Indigo Morning Mood
Yellow Morning Mood
Sausages [Good Morning]
Strawberry Marmalade [Good Morning]
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Easter

The Sounds Of Easter
Eggs out of my ass [Easter Bunny]
Gay Easter Bunny
ordinary [Rabbit Xtra]
Crazy Text Message [Randy Ralph]
Emergency [Randy Ralph]
Disco Star [Randy Ralph]
Don´t fuck with me [Easter Bunny]
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New Year´s Eve

Pummerin (Curchbell of Vienna Stephansdom)
New year´s eve whistle
New year´s eve Fart
Blondy can count
Not again.That f...
Rocket and Bang [Fireworks]
New year´s eve with church bells
New year´s eve and whistle
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Smoker & Non-Smoker Special

Just Like A Kiss [Smoking]
I Love Smoking!
This Mobile Phone Breaths For NonSmokers
I Will Do So! [If I Like To Smoke]
Put That Cigarettes Out You Bastard I
This Phone Breathes Smoke Free Air
Smoking Is Digging Your Grave
Smoking makes Sexy
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Asian Cocktail

Rajiv can´t drop the wheels down
Captain Sandhi locked in the toilet
Singing Indian IV
Indian: ´You bastard!´
Captain Sandhi is most happy to serve you
Captain Sandhi: Answer the phone!
Cpt. Sandhi: India 101 Air
Rajiv has a little problem
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Sports

Wimbledon: Whack, Forward, Smack, Back
Tennis match
Basebal Fans: Let´s go Dodgers!
Tennis match with applause
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Yankees!
Baseball Fans: Let´s go White Socks!
Loop [Wimbledon: Out]
Baseball Fans: Let´s go Padres!
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Carnival

5 [The Small Canned Laughter Device]
Grab your glasses & slap youor asses!!!
The Mad Frog is amused
A-R-N-I-V-A-L !!! [C]
The Drag Queen enjoys
3 [The Big Canned Laughter Device]
Hola, it´s time for party, yes!!!
Fred, the fag smiles a warm smileFred, the fag smiles a warm smile
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ACTION

AK 47 Reload and barrage
OP Battlefield: We have an urgent telephone call rite here!
OP Battlefield: We have a text msg here!
Browning Attack
OP Battlefield: We´re surrounded!
Miltary Radiotraffic and Alarm
OP Battlefield: We´re under heavy fire!!
OP Battlefield: We´re in a situation here!
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Stereo - FX

Engaged
Fat Car
Bleeping Radio
Babbling Pixie
Bad Boy Bubba
Muscle relaxation
Rap [Ring]
Tse Fly With Propellor [Tse]
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Mozart

Kleine Nachtmusik in the masticator
Rondo Alla Turka in the masticator
Nymphony No. 40 (feat. Shaky)
Major-Sonata in the masticator [The A]
Flute [Shaky is blowing the Magic]
Major Concert for hooters [D]
Shaky´s Kleine Nachtmusik
Figaro in the masticator
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Movie Special: Return of Super-Thingy

Superchav
2 [Superblair]
Supercaine
SuperMANU
Superwolves
Supersandhi
1 [Superblair]
Notahumanbeing
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Movie Special: Pirates

Davy Jones’ Locker
Luscious Buccaneers [Queen of the Pirates]
Land ahoy!
livered bilge rats - Fair-weather Pirates [Lilly]
Shut yer beak!
Fearless Pirates
Call ahoy!
Prepare to Board
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Baby Special

Per Elise [Music Box Melody]
Bird wedding [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme IV [Music Box Melody]
A little Night Music [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme III [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme II [Music Box Melody]
Nursery Rhyme X [Music Box Melody]
Child Song and Baby Cry III
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Stop the War!

Symbols of human failure
Stop the war !!!
Make some love !!!
Give peace a chance
The power of love
the-war organisation !!! [Join a stop]
You bunch of pricks !!!
As the bombs keep on falling...
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Xtreme Soundz

Monster in the tank
Squeaking terror
The infinite horror
Stertorous industrial beat
BanzaiIII
Treme Fart [X]
Xtreme Baby
Wamm wamm aaargh
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Business

I´ll connect! [Doctor! An urgent call]
Discreet ringing
Sorry boss! It´s an urgent call!
An urgent call from the President!
Professor! An urgent call!
Slight knocking
An urgent call from the Prime Minister!
I´ll connect! [Mr. President! An urgent call]
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Motion Pictures and TV

Be+++s and Bu++++ad
Fuck off Stephen, you knob jockey
Pick up or get terminated´ [´Arni]
I´ll be back´ [´Arni]
Stephen, you fucking knob jockey
Is anybody out there?
Telephone not terminate´ [´Arni]
Fuck off you knob jockey!
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SMS Sounds

04 [Message]
Slaybells